Tuesday, October 19, 2010

On The Phone

Was on the phone with a friend at work tonight, who doesn't keep up with the blog, and telling him all about what he's missed in my life since the last time we talked.

Part of that was the episode with Stingray for the pie.

"No, I literally put lips to ass for this recipe, I'm not being figurative."

"Wait, bare ass or were his pants on?"

"Bare ass."

"..............."

"Don't say it, the pie is totally worth it. I'd do it again."

"So basically what you're telling me is that your dignity was tasty."

"My dignity is delicious."