Monday, September 10, 2007

T Is A Brat!

So, I'm sitting in business class, listening to the lecture, when my phone vibrates. I check it to see what's up and it's a text message from T.

Not too worried about missing something in the lecture, it's all covered in the book, anyway, so I answer.

A few messages later, after I've told him how I'm starving and can't wait to get out of class so I can get some lunch, he tells me he's eating a big steak burrito, smothered in green chili.

Brat.

So when I got out of class I called him, and told him he was a *expletive deleted, but it rhymes with clock* and that he flung a craving on me for Taco John's.

Which flung a craving on him for Taco John's. So I kept him on the phone until I got home with my food, and dipped a potato ole in the nacho cheese sauce, and yammered on for a bit about how good it tasted. He called me a *expletive deleted, but it rhymes with itch* and I told him he'd started it while talking about his big burrito...

Which took us into an entirely new world of innuendo....

Let's just say I'm not gonna look at "sour cream on the inside" in quite the same way for a while.......

Man, I miss that little twerp.

6 comments:

Farmmom said...

Only you and T can turn fast food into something perverted!

And just for the record I miss the little turd too.

Murphy said...

Bwahaha!!!

and...

sour cream, ew.

Anonymous said...

***mustanger sits there looking at his monitor trying to figure what to make of this one***

Okay, burrito and sour cream, I get. That's a new one on me though.

Well, I eat Mexican food all the time... at least three times a week, generally... but it's not fast food. The sour cream's usually on top of the deluxe burrito which is laying on the plate under lettuce, guacamole, and a big slice of tomato. They have another bigger burrito that's even more deluxe than the deluxe... I like it too. But I just never thought of turning this stuff into something else. Now, Italian food... except for Pizza Hut (pan- four toppings), I don't like it that well and I've heard some innuendo with it.

I started reading this blog right before I recall T being told about. I thought ya'll were pretty good at messin' with their heads on the construction zones. Actually though, you two together sound like puttin' the fuse in dynamite. hehehe

mustanger

William the Coroner said...

Lemme just say, as a prof, that sort of thing just drives me up a tree.Zeus Blog5

William the Coroner said...

DRAT!

Farmgirl said...

William, I'm not being disrespectful about it, I don't let it distract the other students, and I do pay attention even while I'm texting. I can quote what the instructor is saying while I'm texting.

I'm just not snoring and drooling on my notebook, which would be a bigger disruption than me poking at my phone once in a while.