Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas, Everyone

I'm just going to do a quick update and let you get back to your holiday gatherings:

Thanks to a few very kind, very generous people, The Nephews will be getting some extra Santa gifts... I'll get pictures tomorrow when they're opened and post them.

Mouth is healing, slowly. Stitches inside the mouth feel REALLY weird especially when one is across the hole where a tooth used to be and vibrates like a harp string whenever you rinse, which is often because infections suck. When the oral surgeon says "you'll have some pain in the joint of your jaw" he ain't kidding, and I'm not sure if that's because of how the nerves in that area work or if he just pried my mouth open that hard. Most of the pain at this point is actually there, rather than in the area where the tooth actually came out... the teeth in front of the dear departed are pretty much only tender when I chew.

Vicodin is my friend. This is the first time I've had to take vicodin that I had to regulate things so that I was still functional, last time I was able to just say to hell with it, take the full pill and pass out for a few hours. There's been some trial and error finding the balance between being in pain and grinning stupidly at customers telling them their shirt is preeetttyyy.

Doing my cig count is kind of interesting too, since my attention span has shrunk considerably due to the drugs.

"Twenty two, twenty four, twenty six, man I want some steak but I can't chew it but I'm so sick of soft foods except we'll have pie at Christmas so that'll be good.... shit where was I?"

Anyway, I'm finding it way too easy to ramble so I'll end here and tell you all to have a Merry Christmas, hug your loved ones, and eat something crunchy for me.

11 comments:

Jennifer said...

It's because they really pry your mouth open that far. Scary huh?
Love ya babe! Hope you feel better soon.

David said...

Have a Merry Christmas FG.

Farmgirl said...

Jennifer- when I keep up on the pain pills I feel GREAT! I just can't eat some things and of course I'm craving them.

Script says I can take up to two every four hours. Which would be 1000mg of vicodin, in a 100lb body. I'd be on the roof going "I CAN FLY!"

cybrus said...

Merry Christmas FG - hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday!

Julie said...

Have a great Christmas!

Old NFO said...

Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the FArm Fam!

On a Wing and a Whim said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Hope you heal quickly! And have lots of pie!

doubletrouble said...

Merry Christmas lass, to you & yours.

JPG said...

Dental work IS a bother, but I'm really glad you're having it seen to. Aren't those good, strong, legal pain plls just WUNNERFUL?

Here's wishing you and yours a joyous Christmas and a happy and prosperous new year.

Johnny & Holly

Christina LMT said...

Merry Christmas, FG...sorry to hear about your dental tribulations...:(

Glad the drugs are helping, though!

Anonymous said...

Vicodin contains 500 mg tylenol and 5 mg hydrocodone.

in general you shouldn't take more than 4 mg of Tylenol a day ( 8 vicodin pills)... but you being young and hopefully without any liver disease, slightly over once or twice should be and issue.

Aleve is great for tooth pain but can put a hole in one's stomach... but it might give you a break from the Vicodin which your bowels might be thankful for....

well hope it all heals quick and well...

Happy New Year

B