Thursday, July 15, 2010

..... Seriously?!?

Not long after I posted about the Nook drama, dad txted me to let me know I had received a package from Barnes and Noble. I figured it was part of my accessories... although it would have been extremely quick shipping if that were the case.

But then I picked up the box... and it was remarkably similar in weight to the one that had contained my Nook....

Naw, I thought to myself. Couldn't be. I opened the box and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw the case I had ordered.

But... that was an awful lot of foam in the bottom of the box...

Yes. Another Nook. Sent from a fabulous, wonderful, sweet, caring, silly man who really ought to be better at this whole secret thing, considering his background. (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

Really, I am one lucky little shit, to have friends, and family, and readers, like I do.

Of course, I'm letting this post serve as official notice that I really, really, really want a 2010 Dodge Ram 2500 with seat warmers, a tool box, fifth wheel hitch, grill guard, and not essential but highly desirable, a bed full of ammunition.

*wanders off to wait for its magical arrival...*

8 comments:

gator said...

Hell, if this is the place where wishes come true, I could use a lift kit for the Jeep. Just sayin'.

Christina LMT said...

Um...I need a new timing belt in my car... :D

Ambulance Driver said...

*Wishes his readers lurved him enough to buy him a Nook.*

Oh wait, they already footed the down payment on a truck.

Never mind. ;)

Peter said...

Hey, if you have two Nooks, you now have a reason for treating yourself to a double ration of Nookie!

;-)

quizzical pussy said...

I would like to study whatever kind of magic you've mastered here. I promise to use these powers for good. Mostly.

Old NFO said...

Um... dream on??? :-)

Farmgirl said...

It was worth a shot, anyway. Can't blame a girl for trying! :P

Mostly it was for the funny though.

Anonymous said...

Man, this is funny... I recall thinking about doing the very same thing after reading your post, even had the money.. but not your address.. and figured there might be a flogging involved if I actually did it. Teaches me!

Well done, Farmgirl. We sure do love you.

-Farmboy (South)