Saturday, November 22, 2008

The FBI Is Looking Out For Me

So, I'm checking my email, minding my own business, when I see an email from none other than the FBI. No, really. The senders name was "Federal Bureau of Investigation."

Because, you know, No one at the FBI has their OWN email address, it's all just generic.

Yet another scam, this one badly put together. Here's the text:

"Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we
have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence
Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with
Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of
Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none
officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of
HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman
Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the
Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed
that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you
have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of
your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your
behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating
your payment intotal USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use
to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with
a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have
the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this
transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our
duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact
the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and
procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $250.00
only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent
who will process your transaction.


Do contact Mr. Daniel Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:


So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment
information’s which you'll use in making payment of $250.00 via Western
Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your
Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be
effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM
SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with
our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices
claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only
to be in contact with Mr. Daniel Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the
rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and
forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act
upon and commence investigation."

Good grief, people. If you're going to pretend to be the FBI, at least try not to spell the British way. Oh, and I
love the "Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division." They're my favorite division, like, ever.

Oh, and the email address... The government has their very own mail servers, so I highly doubt that anyone from the FBI would be sending email from ""

Get a life.


Jeffro said...

Guvmint employees also use yahoo for their emails all the time, too. /rolls eyes.

Erik said...

The really sad part is that these mail actually manage to fool enough people to make it profitable to keep sending them...

Murphy said...

Heh, so does this mean that you're not currently accepting applications of guys looking for a Sugar Momma?

Anonymous said...

This person is not from the FBI. I just had the same thing happened today. I am tracing this guy down. I have been working on this all day.

I have sent alot of info to the FBI. I just gave some of the locations that this guy may be at. I have traced at least 3-5 IP Address and Email Account Info. How ever It seems like this jerk has a Main Yahoo account.

I would report this guy and any kind of info by going to

You can also report him to your local FBI Office. Google Your City, FBI it should give you their web site and contact info.

Stay way from this guy, don't give him your info. I have been finding tons of info all day. I have submitted lots of info the FBI could use including all of his emails he is using.

I hope this info helps you.

Shane The Blogger. You can trace people by their location by using the header info.

If you find the IP were it was sent from you get a general idea.

This guy is also seems to use lots of UK info. He may be in that part. How ever I am going to help find this guy.

You can send a email to me at

I can tell you how to trace these guys down.