Alternately: A Moron With Chopsticks. Ok, so it's not that bad, but I really suck with chopsticks. A while back I got my back up and dec...

Sorry Phlegmmy I had to steal it for this one. As promised, puppy photos!

We have five beautiful schnauzer puppies as of some gawdawful hour last night. Three little boys, and two little girls. Two of them are alre...

One of the brighter young men around town just came in to buy some condoms. He dug through his wallet and came up fourteen cents shy of not ...

This weekend I added to the Farm Fam roster of pets yet again. This one is less of the fuzzy cuddly variety, however. Meet Bartholomew Betta...

The last two weeks have left me in a mood to contemplate murder and mayhem, not the least towards my coworkers. Thankfully, I only have one ...

After a couple of days of no results finding the pup's owners I had just about given up. Then, last night, a little blond pixie walked i...