When slightly inebriated* it's a good idea not to drive your car. If you must drive your car after having two beers** it's a better ...

I've got one or two oh god my job posts I could do but neither of them is funny so I'm gonna leave em lay and discuss my next experi...

So last night I opened a roll of quarters and there was a funny sort of sound when I dumped em in my drawer. When I had a moment to look, I ...

So, I have a hard time carrying a purse. It just strikes me as a pain. I carry a bag to work but that's because I've started keeping...

Ups and downs and ins and outs and twists to make Stephen King proud populated the last year. Great friends were seen again, new ones were m...

So I got an iPod Touch for Christmas (thank you fam!) and I've been playing with it since. It's actually a rather handy little piece...

SIL: "No more automatic weapons until their ages are in the double digits, ok?" "Santa" brought the nephews a belt-fed f...