AEPilotJim has decided that the next incarnation of the Crown Vic needs to be a Blogorado War Machine. Since I'm having to replace the ...

So I'm starting to heal up and I think all of my owwies have made themselves evident here's the full roster: Bruised and possibly cr...

She's a bitch. The title to the Crown Vic arrived in the mail today.

So, very early Friday morning, I was headed across on a lonely stretch of highway (do we have anything else here?) and I had a close encount...

Delivery truck was late tonight, resulting in my having to juggle customers, counting all the crap they were hauling in, and pizza making al...

Alternately: A Moron With Chopsticks. Ok, so it's not that bad, but I really suck with chopsticks. A while back I got my back up and dec...

Sorry Phlegmmy I had to steal it for this one. As promised, puppy photos!