So I'm starting to heal up and I think all of my owwies have made themselves evident here's the full roster: Bruised and possibly cr...

She's a bitch. The title to the Crown Vic arrived in the mail today.

So, very early Friday morning, I was headed across on a lonely stretch of highway (do we have anything else here?) and I had a close encount...

Delivery truck was late tonight, resulting in my having to juggle customers, counting all the crap they were hauling in, and pizza making al...

Alternately: A Moron With Chopsticks. Ok, so it's not that bad, but I really suck with chopsticks. A while back I got my back up and dec...

Sorry Phlegmmy I had to steal it for this one. As promised, puppy photos!

We have five beautiful schnauzer puppies as of some gawdawful hour last night. Three little boys, and two little girls. Two of them are alre...